I Think The Real Damage Was To My Dignity. Saturday, June 29, 2013 Should've been Hansel and Derek Edit I love my sister-in-law. I do. Not only has she had a huge hand in helping us raise our son, but she's genuinely a very good person. ... Read More
Welcome To Heaven, Motherf--Kers. Thursday, June 27, 2013 Slightly Funnier Than Apocalypto Edit A hundred years ago, I was a communications student focusing in film and television production. And while it clearly didn't amount to a... Read More
Save Your Children. Take Me Outside. Wednesday, June 19, 2013 This is my house I have to defend it Edit Every year, without question, I participate in a cult-like tradition that divides my family. I feel like it's for the greater good, but... Read More
I Need You To Put This In Your Bottom Hole. Tuesday, June 18, 2013 Night Rider Edit Way back in the fall semester of 2000, I completed my college internship at a rock radio station in Connecticut. As much as I wanted to be ... Read More
You Sure You Can Handle The Disappointment? Sunday, June 16, 2013 Men of Steal Edit My brother Nikos is visiting and we were talking the other day about how you don't really have to know how do anything anymore, you s... Read More
They Push Me So Far That...That I...I Want To Become The Bully. Tuesday, June 11, 2013 School's Out For Summer/Ever Edit Though I still have a hard time believing it, school's out . Despite there being a couple of times I didn't think we would, we actu... Read More
Close Your Eyes And Think Of Something Nice. Monday, June 3, 2013 Here Comes the Waterworks Edit As a married man, sometimes I feel my life consists of me helplessly shuffling from one mistake to another. Some are careless, some have be... Read More
It Could Be The Stench Of Death. Some People Don't Care For It. Saturday, June 1, 2013 Faith No More Edit Of all the injustices in the world, a few exist that are ripe for exploration in movies aimed at children. Feeling alone and/or different... Read More
The Drones Watch Everything. The Clone Wars Edit Once upon a time, there was a sci-fi movie starring one of Hollywood's biggest stars. Even though the preview looked interesting, peopl... Read More