This Is Where Happiness Goes To Die. Tuesday, February 26, 2013 They Say You Forget Edit Of all the days in my life, there are few that I can recall every minute of. On that short list, perhaps even at the top, is the day my son... Read More
Gary, Turn Off Your Brain And Hang On. Friday, February 22, 2013 Plan 3 From Outer Space Edit Our kids, probably whether we'd like them to or not, will likely grown up to be just like us. And as half of you reading this just thou... Read More
That's Kind Of A Stupid Analogy. Monday, February 18, 2013 Sylvester Stallone : Kobe Bryant :: Edit As I write this, the NBA All-Star Game is on in the background. As a kid, I absolutely loved the All-Star Game. It was a collection of big ... Read More
You're Ridiculous. This Place Is Ridiculous. Friday, February 15, 2013 Califorlorn Love, Crappy Valentine's Day Edit My wife and I have been together since 2001. In the dozen years that have passed, there's never been any wavering or separation. Basica... Read More
You Ever Think About Retirement? Tuesday, February 12, 2013 Funky Buttloving Edit I don't care what anyone says, there are such things as stupid questions. Stupid answers, too. When I was a kid, I remember learning ... Read More
You Can't Solve All The World's Problems With A Shotgun. Sunday, February 10, 2013 Dead or Canadian? Edit Putting my son to sleep the other night, he asked me if I was going to bed, too. I told him that I was going to stay up and watch a movie. ... Read More
Organized Nerd Singing? Wednesday, February 6, 2013 Hit That Hi C Edit Might as well just say it. I was in glee club. I know, I come off so incredibly badass it's shocking, but it's unfortunately true... Read More
Bitches, Man. Monday, February 4, 2013 Living Dead Girl Edit Many years ago, on a flight from Honolulu to Boston, I started to outline an idea for a movie. The idea was to create the most violent film... Read More
We Have To Talk, George. Saturday, February 2, 2013 Audio Killed the Video Star Edit In my illustrious career as a temporary worker, I would routinely get called for horribly random jobs. I worked in such enchanting places s... Read More