Of all the days in my life, there are few that I can recall every minute of. On that short list, perhaps even at the top, is the day my son...
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Gary, Turn Off Your Brain And Hang On.
Our kids, probably whether we'd like them to or not, will likely grown up to be just like us. And as half of you reading this just thou...
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That's Kind Of A Stupid Analogy.
As I write this, the NBA All-Star Game is on in the background. As a kid, I absolutely loved the All-Star Game. It was a collection of big ...
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You're Ridiculous. This Place Is Ridiculous.
My wife and I have been together since 2001. In the dozen years that have passed, there's never been any wavering or separation. Basica...
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You Ever Think About Retirement?
I don't care what anyone says, there are such things as stupid questions. Stupid answers, too. When I was a kid, I remember learning ...
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You Can't Solve All The World's Problems With A Shotgun.
Putting my son to sleep the other night, he asked me if I was going to bed, too. I told him that I was going to stay up and watch a movie. ...
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Organized Nerd Singing?
Might as well just say it. I was in glee club. I know, I come off so incredibly badass it's shocking, but it's unfortunately true...
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Bitches, Man.
Many years ago, on a flight from Honolulu to Boston, I started to outline an idea for a movie. The idea was to create the most violent film...
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We Have To Talk, George.
In my illustrious career as a temporary worker, I would routinely get called for horribly random jobs. I worked in such enchanting places s...
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