As hard as it is opening real presents, it turns out opening fake ones can be even more difficult. See, the fine people at the review ] ...
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Boner Garage Loves It.
My new job does not require me to speak. If I wanted to, I could probably go the full eight to twelve hours without saying a word. The othe...
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I'm Not Really Into Digging Up Dead Things.
As a little kid, I loved school. Loved it. But if there was one thing that meant more to the seven-year old version of myself than learning...
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We Both Know What This Is About, Don't We, Honeypot?
It's so easy to tear something down. In fact, I do it all the time on this crappy blog. For this post, I've decided instead of the ...
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That's All Right. I Have A Special Present For You, Anyway. There You Go, Sonny.
Yay! It's that time of the year, again. That time where that old magical fat guy from some far away place gives us things we really d...
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Everyone Knows Amnesia Is Bollocks.
Of all the things I couldn't believe from my freshman year of college, there's one particular event I witnessed that I still haven...
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Better Get My Pants.
This past Thanksgiving, there was a lot of talk about convergence . Seems that once every eleventy-billion years the stars align for someth...
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Let Me Warn You - This Won't Be Easy.
We needed help. We've got two small kids, and we'd reached a point that something drastic needed to happen. If not, they'd be h...
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Hope You Haven't Had Breakfast.
I'm pretty sure there's something very wrong with me, but f--k it, Catwoman is sexy. I don't care if it's Anne Hathaway or ...
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Is This Turkey Paradise?
Christmas for me, no matter how ridiculously childish this sounds, is still mainly about presents. Honestly. Along those lines, Halloween, ...
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How Bad Could It Be?
Most horror movies are very straightforward, maybe even to a fault. Their plots often revolve around the simple concept of revenge . Sure,...
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