Can a minute save an entire film? Literally, I mean. One. Actual. Minute. As a kid, this was completely possible. One great fight sequence ...
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Project Alice, Who Do You Work For?
I used to have time to play video games. Now, I have just enough time to buy them. But, before I was a father, and before I was a husband, ...
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You Insult Me Again, And I'll Cut Your Face Off And Wear It Over My Own.
In September of 1995, something shocking happened at our local movie theater in Kailua-Kona, Hawai'i. Paul Verhhoeven's controversi...
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What If We Loaded It With Nudity?
Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor. One of my favorite movies as a young jerk, was the 1992 flick Wayne's World . As an ...
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Our Donkey's In A Ditch.
A few years ago, Blockbuster had this slogan, Life after late fees. This idea came at a time when video stores were still relevant, and basi...
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Sir, Are You Ill?
Some of you smarter types might read a classic novel to better educate yourself, or perhaps to simply make you a more well-rounded individu...
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If I Don't Get This Back...Your Ass Is Terminated.
Very rarely do I appreciate that I'm in my thirties. But looking around at things now, as old bastards generally do, I think thank God ...
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