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Horrible Feedback From Everybody.

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Yes, I love her. A lot. But work with her? Professionally? No f--king way. Oh, it's happened once, no twice before, but we were young...
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For A Special Agent, You're Not Having A Very Special Day, Are You?

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I feel stupid for doing it in the first place, but I feel even worse for feeling stupid about it . But when I was in college, I remember th...
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For A Special Agent, You're Not Having A Very Special Day, Are You?

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I feel stupid for doing it in the first place, but I feel even worse for feeling stupid about it . But when I was in college, I remember th...
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I Think Maybe We Should Only See Other People.

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Sorry, ladies. I'm totally married. Have been for...uh, almost eight years. I think. But prior to putting a ring on it (a phrase I f-...
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How Many Good Guys Are Left?

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Two weeks ago, I took my son Matthew to an opening-night movie with me. I was a little nervous about the whole thing, only because he's...
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How Many Good Guys Are Left?

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Two weeks ago, I took my son Matthew to an opening-night movie with me. I was a little nervous about the whole thing, only because he's...
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Ah! Badder They Are, Bigger The Reward.

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Oh, revenge. I've been thinking a lot about you lately. How do you square up with someone who has wronged you? Do you deliver an exact ...
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Yeah, I Never Would Have Won That Fight.

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Whenever the (stupid) question would come up, I'd always be quick to say, without a doubt, deaf. I need to be able to see, so if I had ...
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