Horrible Feedback From Everybody. September 12, 2016 You're not the Boss of me Edit Yes, I love her. A lot. But work with her? Professionally? No f--king way. Oh, it's happened once, no twice before, but we were young... Read More
For A Special Agent, You're Not Having A Very Special Day, Are You? August 21, 2015 Making Me Say U.N.C.L.E Edit I feel stupid for doing it in the first place, but I feel even worse for feeling stupid about it . But when I was in college, I remember th... Read More
For A Special Agent, You're Not Having A Very Special Day, Are You? October 13, 2015 Making Me Say U.N.C.L.E Edit I feel stupid for doing it in the first place, but I feel even worse for feeling stupid about it . But when I was in college, I remember th... Read More
I Think Maybe We Should Only See Other People. June 05, 2016 Rules of Distraction Edit Sorry, ladies. I'm totally married. Have been for...uh, almost eight years. I think. But prior to putting a ring on it (a phrase I f-... Read More
How Many Good Guys Are Left? April 09, 2016 Good Parenting v My Parenting Edit Two weeks ago, I took my son Matthew to an opening-night movie with me. I was a little nervous about the whole thing, only because he's... Read More
How Many Good Guys Are Left? April 21, 2016 Good Parenting v My Parenting Edit Two weeks ago, I took my son Matthew to an opening-night movie with me. I was a little nervous about the whole thing, only because he's... Read More
Ah! Badder They Are, Bigger The Reward. April 23, 2013 The Waltz and the Foxxtrot Edit Oh, revenge. I've been thinking a lot about you lately. How do you square up with someone who has wronged you? Do you deliver an exact ... Read More
Yeah, I Never Would Have Won That Fight. May 10, 2016 Little Baby Don't Say a Word Edit Whenever the (stupid) question would come up, I'd always be quick to say, without a doubt, deaf. I need to be able to see, so if I had ... Read More