Pretty Magestical, Eh?

When you're a kid, you think I can't wait till I'm an adult. Then everything will be easier because I'll be in charge. And ...

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Hello, My Old Friends.

There's a lot of sayings I hate, but number one on the list? No regrets. I hate a-holes who swear that when they look back on their lif...

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You Dropped These.

You youngsters/cool kids might not remember it, but there used to be this sweet cartoon called Ducktales. It had all the hallmarks of ani...

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Wrapped Candies!

What's that old saying?  Hate brings us together. Hmm...that might not be it. But it's close, I'm sure. Anyway, it's pr...

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Wrapped Candies!

What's that old saying?  Hate brings us together. Hmm...that might not be it. But it's close, I'm sure. Anyway, it's pr...

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Sunshine Blogger Award (2016 Edition)

Awww...flowers? You shouldn't have. No really. What the f--k, man? I hate flowers. Sati, my dearest friend and head-honcho at the ...

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I'm Being Punished For Something. I Know It.

I probably need to start drinking. Maybe even fire up some hard drugs. Other than verbally destroying it with friends, these are quite possi...

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That's A Heavy Story, Pop.

I see my dad once a year. Twice if there's a funeral. Typically, when he's not serving us contextually exotic meals (he's a c...

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Thanks. They're Actually Very Informative.

I ran. At the time, I felt like I had no other choice. I turned my back on a building full of crazy kids, put my head down, and ran. Fast...

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Thanks. They're Actually Very Informative.

I ran. At the time, I felt like I had no other choice. I turned my back on a building full of crazy kids, put my head down, and ran. Fast...

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