You Could Pass It On. August 17, 2015 Thanks for Sharing Edit I've never had an STD. I mean, they sound kind of awesome though, right? At least how you get them does. Look, you're either a to... Read More
You Could Pass It On. July 23, 2015 Thanks for Sharing Edit I've never had an STD. I mean, they sound kind of awesome though, right? At least how you get them does. Look, you're either a to... Read More
It's A Fire, Mister. And All Fires Are Bad. July 17, 2016 Living It Up While I'm Going Down Edit We don't have much in the dumpy, little town I live in. It's not tumbleweeds and hitchin' posts, but it's no burgeoning met... Read More
I'm Just A Backup. March 11, 2017 Wake by the Ocean Edit If you don't have kids, in a way, I totally envy you. You and all your disposable income are bound by nothing. You can come and go as y... Read More
Wrapped Candies! May 23, 2014 Never thought I'd love a Ranger Edit What's that old saying? Hate brings us together. Hmm...that might not be it. But it's close, I'm sure. Anyway, it's pr... Read More
Wrapped Candies! May 23, 2014 Never thought I'd love a Ranger Edit What's that old saying? Hate brings us together. Hmm...that might not be it. But it's close, I'm sure. Anyway, it's pr... Read More
Hello, My Old Friends. April 23, 2012 This Bed is On Fire With Passionate Love Edit There's a lot of sayings I hate, but number one on the list? No regrets. I hate a-holes who swear that when they look back on their lif... Read More
For Two Sweet Seconds, I Had Hope. August 11, 2016 30 Seconds to Uranus Edit I've spent the better part of the last week driving in one massive f--king circle. I've driven in torrential downpours, immense fog... Read More