For Two Sweet Seconds, I Had Hope. August 11, 2016 30 Seconds to Uranus Edit I've spent the better part of the last week driving in one massive f--king circle. I've driven in torrential downpours, immense fog... Read More
How Many More Like You Are There? April 29, 2012 And Vinegar Chips are disgusting Edit Surprisingly, I've never been punched in the face. Nope. I've also never jumped from an overpass onto a moving trailer. And I reall... Read More
Single Advantage Of Being Me? I'm Hard To Surprise. January 31, 2015 The Maine Problem Edit In my illustrious career as a server (despite being referred to as waitress on more than one occasion) I made a killing on drinks. Alcoholi... Read More
Single Advantage Of Being Me? I'm Hard To Surprise. January 31, 2015 The Maine Problem Edit In my illustrious career as a server (despite being referred to as waitress on more than one occasion) I made a killing on drinks. Alcoholi... Read More
Yeah, I Never Would Have Won That Fight. May 10, 2016 Little Baby Don't Say a Word Edit Whenever the (stupid) question would come up, I'd always be quick to say, without a doubt, deaf. I need to be able to see, so if I had ... Read More
Yeah, I Never Would Have Won That Fight. April 21, 2016 Little Baby Don't Say a Word Edit Whenever the (stupid) question would come up, I'd always be quick to say, without a doubt, deaf. I need to be able to see, so if I had ... Read More
Why Would Anybody Do This? February 13, 2014 No...you are. Edit I live in a small house, surrounded by many other small houses. At night, seemingly barricaded by clothes, a sleeping baby, and more dresse... Read More
If Only You'd Been A Little Faster. June 08, 2014 Penn Ultimate Eastwood Edit No thanks, I'm good. That's what I would say, whenever anybody offered me a ride. There I was, trudging home in the blazing Hawai... Read More
If Only You'd Been A Little Faster. June 08, 2014 Penn Ultimate Eastwood Edit No thanks, I'm good. That's what I would say, whenever anybody offered me a ride. There I was, trudging home in the blazing Hawai... Read More