No One Wants To See Your Dick, Dude. December 15, 2016 But These Two Gumshoes...Are Picking Up the Slack Edit I get it ladies. I do. And I don't think there's anything to be ashamed of. In fact, as long as I can remember, I knew there was so... Read More
I Expect Better Manners From You, Dick. May 22, 2018 Does this look infected? Edit clutch neighbors . The kind that would help you in a pinch. It was ode to all the people that have supported over the years. Last year, ... Read More
We Do What We Do. And We Do It Together. November 10, 2015 Mr. Jones and Me Edit My father is a chef. An egotistical a-hole chef, that considers himself a God in the kitchen, alienating countless people along the way, ty... Read More
We Do What We Do. And We Do It Together. December 29, 2015 Mr. Jones and Me Edit My father is a chef. An egotistical a-hole chef, that considers himself a God in the kitchen, alienating countless people along the way, ty... Read More
Do Yourself A Favor, And Just Go With It. June 09, 2016 Turtle Power to the People Edit In politics, it's like the worst thing you can be called . If you dare to change your mind about something (assuming, of course, after ... Read More
This Monster Thing Has Got To Stop, Okay? April 26, 2015 What's Black and White and Dead All Over? Edit It was probably just my brothers f--king with me, but when I was a little kid I distinctly remember a low, breathy voice telling me to look... Read More
I Honestly Didn't Think That Was Going To Work. June 30, 2016 See You in 2036 Edit Twenty years ago, my older brother Bryan took me to see the first Independence Day movie. I distinctly remember three things about that day... Read More
If I Want Your Opinion, I'll Beat It Out Of You. May 03, 2016 Stalker Sexist Danger Edit Who threw that? Who broke it? Well, who gave you his homework? Sometimes the only way to actually get my students to stop talking, ... Read More