Cinema 21 Update

Outside of my family , we've never really had any overnight guests at our house. And if they're any indication, Thanks ,  I'm g...

My father is a chef. An egotistical a-hole chef, that considers himself a God in the kitchen, alienating countless people along the way, ty...

Despite that awesome footage of him traipsing through the woods and sternly looking back over his shoulder, I unequivocally do not believe...

I worked in a hotel for years. Years.  Specifically, I worked at a restaurant on the grounds, that had a beach on one side and a dolphin la...

As much as I often envy my dog, Dodger, sometimes I feel really bad for him, too. Sure, he gets to lie around in the sun all day, which is ...

He loves the show. Absolutely loves it . Loves the toys, too. Just got a bunch for his fifth birthday, in fact. So I couldn't believ...

Mike Judge gets a pass. No matter what. Not even counting his legendary television work, the man behind Office Space gets the benefit of th...

I can't look at this guy and not want to say Jakesully in a goofy voice. As a kid, I was enamored with Greek Mythology. I loved to ...

I had this post started a week ago. The anecdote was ready to go, and I thought it was going to be a great setup that would be interesting,...

My eighth graders keep telling me this same story, again and again, over and over. And no matter the kid telling me, it starts the same way...

If there's one thing you should never do when you're tired, we all know it's operate heavy machinery , right? Right. It almost ...

Yes. No. Noooo. Probably. Oh God, yes.  No. No. Well... I don't even have to ask myself the question anymore. But the answer? ...

Damn . I went to the movies tonight. An opening-night, theatrical showing in eye-popping 3D, no less. That's good news, right? Well, it ...

I'm headed back to school in the morning, and not only is it the dreaded end of summer , but it's always the moment where I have t...

Thanks to Fisti inviting me to participate in his Twice a Best Actor project, I've been watching a lot of classic movies - which is som...

I'm going to type this here, only because I don't think I could ever say it anywhere else.  After a three and a half year battl...

Founded by Peter Jackson in the late nineties, the island nation of New Zealand is one of my (current) favorite places on the planet. Oh, I...

Some of you smarter types might read a classic novel to better educate yourself, or perhaps to simply make you a more well-rounded individu...

As hard as it is opening real presents, it turns out opening fake ones can be even more difficult. See, the fine people at the review ] ...

Days left until my wife gives birth to our second child. Games the Sox are ahead of the Yankees. Total dollars in joint account. Movies ...