I Didnt Ask For It. And I Dont Want It. July 20, 2013 F--king Dancer! Edit Sometimes, the only thing better than a great movie is a shitty one. If the stars align, and it's the right kind of awful, a really ... Read More
Do Yourself A Favor, And Just Go With It. June 09, 2016 Turtle Power to the People Edit In politics, it's like the worst thing you can be called . If you dare to change your mind about something (assuming, of course, after ... Read More
Look, No One Cares About You Now. June 18, 2018 The Adventures of Shirtless Boy and Legless Girl Edit Ah, the things we do for the people we care about. Some people will skulk around a deserted wasteland for days, where the only happy face... Read More
Sometimes, I Think I Might Be Unlovable. April 09, 2018 Three French Hens...Two Dollar Cinema Edit Like a poorly-wrapped Christmas present, you totally know what you're going to get when you visit . For over six years now, this blog... Read More
How Can I Be Strong, When You Make Me So Weak? April 05, 2017 The Same Old Bread and Rolls to Sell Edit Many people, okay - a few people (nerds, mostly), love to argue about what Disney film has the best villain. While I guess it's fine to... Read More
The Living Are Not Permitted Here. July 10, 2018 Sorry Ms. Jackson Edit Except for, you know, dealing with children, teaching Ancient Civ rules . For the most part. While dawn of man/Mesopotamia is kind of lam... Read More
Tonight We Came For A Bloodbath. October 23, 2014 The Whored Edit My eighth graders keep telling me this same story, again and again, over and over. And no matter the kid telling me, it starts the same way... Read More
Tonight We Came For A Bloodbath. October 23, 2014 The Whored Edit My eighth graders keep telling me this same story, again and again, over and over. And no matter the kid telling me, it starts the same way... Read More