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I Could Use The Distraction, Actually.

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I'd say my personal number is probably around a dozen. I can't even remember most of them, other than the one in Pennsylvania where...
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I Gotta Admit. That's A Hell Of A Distraction.

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I have always preferred blondes. From as far back as I can remember, the girls that I would endlessly obsess over, plot and scheme to a...
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Yeah, I Never Would Have Won That Fight.

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Whenever the (stupid) question would come up, I'd always be quick to say, without a doubt, deaf. I need to be able to see, so if I had ...
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Yeah, I Never Would Have Won That Fight.

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Whenever the (stupid) question would come up, I'd always be quick to say, without a doubt, deaf. I need to be able to see, so if I had ...
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