I Could Use The Distraction, Actually. July 19, 2015 Shake Shake Shake...Shake Your Boobies Edit I'd say my personal number is probably around a dozen. I can't even remember most of them, other than the one in Pennsylvania where... Read More
I Gotta Admit. That's A Hell Of A Distraction. July 30, 2016 My Job: Live Long and Watch Her Edit I have always preferred blondes. From as far back as I can remember, the girls that I would endlessly obsess over, plot and scheme to a... Read More
Yeah, I Never Would Have Won That Fight. May 10, 2016 Little Baby Don't Say a Word Edit Whenever the (stupid) question would come up, I'd always be quick to say, without a doubt, deaf. I need to be able to see, so if I had ... Read More
Yeah, I Never Would Have Won That Fight. April 21, 2016 Little Baby Don't Say a Word Edit Whenever the (stupid) question would come up, I'd always be quick to say, without a doubt, deaf. I need to be able to see, so if I had ... Read More