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Christian, Did You Have Something To Do With This?

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It's so f--king easy to judge other people, isn't it? Especially when it comes to, well, f--king. Like whatever you do behind clos...
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I Think Maybe We Should Only See Other People.

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Sorry, ladies. I'm totally married. Have been for...uh, almost eight years. I think. But prior to putting a ring on it (a phrase I f-...
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I Can't Feel Anything. I Can't Feel Anything!

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When my lesson would end early, there would be instances where the only thing I could do was allow the dreaded free time. One afternoon, mi...
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I Had A Dream Last Night. That You Were Dead.

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The privacy fence out back with the missing strips. The bedroom light that still doesn't have a fixture. That bare spot in the top co...
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Flowers, But With Garbage.

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I'm a terrible person. At least as far as the blogging community goes, I assume. I almost   never read anybody else's work. Serious...
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If I Don't Get This Back...Your Ass Is Terminated.

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Very rarely do I appreciate that I'm in my thirties. But looking around at things now, as old bastards generally do, I think thank God ...
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You Live In Terror Of Not Being Misunderstood.

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You know what? I'll stay outside and keep an eye on your expectations for you. On Thursday, my wife and I were halfway through Crazy...
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That's Kind Of A Stupid Analogy.

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As I write this, the NBA All-Star Game is on in the background. As a kid, I absolutely loved the All-Star Game. It was a collection of big ...
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