Christian, Did You Have Something To Do With This? February 22, 2017 Throwing Shade (Pt. 1) Edit It's so f--king easy to judge other people, isn't it? Especially when it comes to, well, f--king. Like whatever you do behind clos... Read More
I Think Maybe We Should Only See Other People. June 05, 2016 Rules of Distraction Edit Sorry, ladies. I'm totally married. Have been for...uh, almost eight years. I think. But prior to putting a ring on it (a phrase I f-... Read More
I Can't Feel Anything. I Can't Feel Anything! March 20, 2014 Kinda Smells Like (Big) Fish Edit When my lesson would end early, there would be instances where the only thing I could do was allow the dreaded free time. One afternoon, mi... Read More
I Had A Dream Last Night. That You Were Dead. July 05, 2018 I'm Gonna Finish! Edit The privacy fence out back with the missing strips. The bedroom light that still doesn't have a fixture. That bare spot in the top co... Read More
Flowers, But With Garbage. March 24, 2014 This Hustle has Already Been Done Edit I'm a terrible person. At least as far as the blogging community goes, I assume. I almost never read anybody else's work. Serious... Read More
If I Don't Get This Back...Your Ass Is Terminated. September 01, 2012 Grumpy Old Men Edit Very rarely do I appreciate that I'm in my thirties. But looking around at things now, as old bastards generally do, I think thank God ... Read More
You Live In Terror Of Not Being Misunderstood. March 31, 2012 I'm Afraid of Americans Edit You know what? I'll stay outside and keep an eye on your expectations for you. On Thursday, my wife and I were halfway through Crazy... Read More
That's Kind Of A Stupid Analogy. February 18, 2013 Sylvester Stallone : Kobe Bryant :: Edit As I write this, the NBA All-Star Game is on in the background. As a kid, I absolutely loved the All-Star Game. It was a collection of big ... Read More