Pretty Magestical, Eh?

When you're a kid, you think I can't wait till I'm an adult. Then everything will be easier because I'll be in charge. And ...

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You Know We're Going On A Special Trip, Don't You?

While I might be a tad cautious with actual currency , I tend to lose my f--king mind when given a gift card. Even the most trivial thing c...

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That's The Spirit.

Sure, I've talked some shit about it before, but in all seriousness, it's really great being a dad. Backed by an innate sense of ...

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What The Hell?

You can't really understand what someone else is going through until you've walked a mile in their shoes.  I'm sure yo...

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What The Hell?

You can't really understand what someone else is going through until you've walked a mile in their shoes.  I'm sure yo...

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Compared To Orson Welles, He's A Sweetheart.

Good evening. While I haven't seen nearly enough of his films, I would still feel okay saying that I'm a huge Alfred Hitchcock fa...

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I Need You To Put This In Your Bottom Hole.

Way back in the fall semester of 2000, I completed my college internship at a rock radio station in Connecticut. As much as I wanted to be ...

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